About Robin
Raised by wolves in Alabama, Robin sensed she was unique even at an early age. Experts still aren't certain but most concur it was probably the rustic lifestyle or the absence of a really good sushi joint that finally forced young Robin to separate from the pack and find her own way in the world. Now, after wandering for nearly 192 years, Robin has accumulated a copious cornucopia of experiences, such as:
Exploring the great pyramids at Giza
Searching for missing teeth on the rocks of the Kancamaugus River
Accidentally setting her sister on fire
High School
Of course, all of these harrowing and thrilling events have also brought about a pretty fancy skill set. Robin can:
Write legibly if necessary
Boil water
Identify most social cues
