Here are some frequently asked questions:

• What's that smell?
• Where's the cat?
• How long have I been out?
• What were you thinking?
• Are you kidding me?
• Where did you find that?
• Did you wash your hands?
• Are we there yet?
• Do you think the milk has gone bad?
• Do I look like an idiot?
• You and what army?
• If Lenny jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you do that too?
• Why?